Ali blah blah

September 25, 2014

Underwritten by the forty thieves
Open said a me
And the entrance closed

Chris Christie leaving Yankee stadium after the Boomer Esiason celEbrity benefit baseball game

June 30, 2014
Christie walking towards his car

Christie walking towards his car


June 17, 2014


If you can’t take a joke you can get the bleep out of this blog

it was an echo,
which was not originating with you
it was emanating from behind

Vacuous double entendres are a triple threat

Here comes Ichabod Cranium
Black ink ketchup allover the Marlboro Man who is now being dissected by Dr. Ruth as Jazz fusion with an Eastern European twist is played to cheap white wine drinkers at a converted IHOP

I know my poetry my rhyme
But I am an asshole
Grown strong through terrifying moments of interdependence

Happenstance, is not always a lap dance
Clans of Rymans rhyming with Luc Tymans
If we need one liners rewritten
We can just depend on the arrest of Paul Simon

This is the way this goes downtown
Now I am not going to catch my breath
to take a Cigarette, take a pan au chocolate at Paris baguette
One should never forget that before there was GAGA
There was the fashion and art orchid we like to call Colette

but if you cannot take a Joke you can get the Fuck out of this blog
I am not pulling the wool over anybody’s eyes
But by now one would surmise that aesthetic morticians
had franchised multiple alibis not limited to but including the sunrise
You cannot say certain names this is just a game
There is no one to blame
But if you can’t take a joke you can get the Fuck out of this blog

A run at the mill where released was a gleaming one hundred million dollar plus diamond encrusted skull
A thirst for Hirst and Hirst things first Hirst things comes first and Hirst thinks first
unitl something or someone or other goes bust or super yachts burst
Are you going to take the fizz out of my piece of shit
Was not the art of explanation re-mastered by some erstwhile corkscrew twisted Brit
I am all for it
But if you Cannot take a joke you can get the Fuck out this blog

BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! painted the painter
painted the painted on scrolls grates and canvas
Blah blah blah said the poet
blah blah blah collected the collector
bah bah bah said not the polyresinous sheep herded into the auction house
bah bah bah said the alcoholic lamb
grazing guzzling fat check nuzzling
Blah blah blah blogged the blogger

If you can’t take a joke you can get the fuck out of my house
and whose house is it anyway? And you can’t take it with you

You think that you are friends with Chris Christie
but you get the handcuffs
He is a ham and that is why he became a proscuittocuter to begin with

What’s your ping to that pong?
Was it just vacuous non vacuuming vacuum cleaners
All lit up and starring in the instillation
he is such a great guy you don’t want to say anything not nice about him
(or his work)
no not him yes he is a jerk
but if it all leaves you cold you are still going to grow old
so do what your told or for you there will be no gold
you cannot take it with you, giant balloon dogs wallpaper art virtual reality in the round amateur pornography a Titan’s iconography door to door debauchery vanity art on the selling floor sorcery

Play doh by Koons

Play doh by Koons

I want to punch back From inside of the punch-lines after reading the headlines while beating all deadlines

cannot be copied

Voluptuous Perignon
Phallic Gallic
Voluminous Perpignan

He did it on porpoise
She did it on a porpoise

He  did it on porpoise She did it on a porpoise

He did it on porpoise
She did it on a porpoise

After all chasing around with the shark in the shark cage is nothing compared to the sharks who are sharking out here after all we have to save the dolphins with porpoise and all the porpoises ostensibly otherwise tensabarriers, weighted overhang bars, diving armor, spear-guns and becoming a submerged trophy hunter will never be enough to fight off thin linen wearing money men trading commodity in the form of abstract conception baby!

inflatables are debatable
Sandwiched in with what is non-equitable
On the Road looking to find the next big bad art piece
to get all upset over

I say it is Schmutz!
Schmutz, Schmutz, Schmutzie goodbye!
Not since the advent of the first mixture of cream cheese with jelly!
Not since the invention of cream cheese and jealousy!

Its a tour speech in a garden which cannot be heard on the closed circuit microphone out amongst the surrounding flowers; tiger lilies or orange orchids but you go out to talk to Joan Rivers who is there all dressed up in black and white and that old comic killer Phyllis Diller and the artist Collette who would be emblematic of the blossom on many a night

Thats because engine roaring i was motorcycling through a ring of fire in a previous stanza which disappeared to come back blazing within burning cliche language appropriated by plastic artists to exclaim a new proclamation on a variation of the very same thing

Welcome to an art world or a world of art already filled with ready made victims
and some victimizers ready with ready-mades or ready to make ready-mades
Everybody ready, gentlemen start your search engines

Inside the proverbial Trojan Horse
A Chia
Don’t kick a gift mount in the mouth
Except that he is not my steed,
Fetish objects,
Are there any objections,
to a fetish for objects
insatiable for inflatables
Goo-goo for marbles
I will give you all the muster I can muster for luster
and then I will give you some bluster

Is there anything wrong
with some solace with a fetish
before committing a major crime?

Object lessons in objectification
Subject lessons in subjectification
Where the subjects are subjects
Subjectify my lust

It all started with a plump posterior
a round ass out in the suburbs
whose curvatures would have been as if a dangerous road
looking to handle turned around becomes an invitation to please

You blindsided me with schmutz, Toots!

Here comes the Rabbi, there came the Rabbi

Back when it was even better than the real thing

And years later he wanted to know

Why Koons had to be so self-effeminizing

But the congreagants purchased him a Pousette-Dart

I should not have blown the way I did at you

misdirecting rocket fire onto you from Gaza

But then you got me with your words

like we as if we had shared some long drunken evening

@ the Plaza—-

And now I am allover schmutz

heralding some false biennialist

Just because I got pissed

and you had to find some way to take advantage of it

Gem warfare

its a Baby Jane Holdup

I am happy to be offended

Out of shape bended

To make sure that the never ending

Has never really ended

Dead vacuum cleaners

play docents

Save your life raft

A slap from 100 percent pure crap

One hundred percent pure crip

one hundred percent pure blood

the inflatables, the incredibles

the never ending never endables

If I can buy a visual spoof

for 25 million and sell for 35

I am certainly game

but if I get stuck with the lark

there will certainly be someone else to blame

Jeff loony Koons
Claes Oldenburg and Coosie Von Bruggen’s looming spoon
Balloon scriptures
Another looming Koons

My eyes lost in a sea of objects laid upon the sparking golden lame mardi gras
tablecloth: lobster shell crackers, water glasses, antipasto platters, water
glasses and so on and so forth

Skull and balloons
The sacred heart of Jesus
The Sacred Heart which believes in us

They’ll tell someone else to ban you from the house but still take you for a
drink at the bar inside of it downstairs
The ever changing face of commodities and their transfers therein

In a pawn shop I have lots to offer for sale but gold coins turn to chocolate
and get eaten so the only thing the house wants is the the endoscopy video screen
and cam for which they are willing to pay $375
And in expecting this dreamer experienced subdued joy
But when the recompense arrives it is but a single hundred dollar bill and ten
ticked for a big bus lines double decker tour in London, England to which there
are mot plans for me to fly-Ali Blah blah blah!

It is the only problem I know of where the solution is ignorance


June 9, 2014

As Detroit gets Knocked down, NOMOTOWN

Ain’t no building high enough

Ain’t no excavation low enough

To keep me away from Mo



Steve Wynn at the Christies Auction Previews Monday May 5, 2014

May 5, 2014

Steve Wynn at the Christies Auction Previews Monday May 5, 2014Image

Denzel Washington Jr. @ the Stage Door after the Premiere of the revival of Lorraine Hansberry’s Raisin in the Sun ”

April 4, 2014


The Road to Sushi – The Road to Sashimi

February 27, 2014

imageThe Road to Sushi

Excellent ice racers wedge into a roll wrapped in salmons skeins sheathing the body ;

The road to Sushi is rocky For Rocky the musical. The path to
Broadway was a jungle
The road to sushi is rocky
The road to Sushi is smooth -
So smooth

Salmon giant salmon
Sliders on color burst fire
Orange and blue
Blue and orange
As if the hues wavering
In the heart of the flame

Russian Snowligarchs
Sensitive Skeins
Ski humping
After all we all wear sensitive skeins
Zipped up fish
Black tailed gold fish
Burl Ives freeze dried pink eye
Flying butt-tresses flying butts and tresses freeze dried sardine can suspended animation Logan’s run the luge run sushi sochi sanki Sanka

Not only is There a Pussy riot
People have always rioted for pussy
But today pussy is the riot
And if you don’t riot you are a bunch of pussies
well send everybody into the exhibition named pussy and sunsets at the Marion Boesky gallery- blue sky watch out now here come the Cossacks and
Don’t to be Adamant as he will be whipping Marguerite
Hot flesh as fighting lightning fish

A rose flew down out over the mountain
Lock , Stoch and moguls
Lithe humans who can fly
Morgenstern is very afraid to hit the ground the wrong way again
Devo did not whip the unknown Pussy Rioter
Which is not in anyway unlike Shia La Roast Beef seeking out horseradish, it is what comes up

Multiple koi pursuant to multiple koi
Pursue pursue pursue it…..
Are any Biathletes Bi athletes?
Thank you very much to Dutch who with ice and the house of orange are as if cream cheese and lox with black caviar a such

Got to be distinguished before the Olympic flame is extinguished
Get in the Komar and Melamood
i will be on seventh avenue watching the Kremlin hemline

We will be serving cultural soup

Sean White
Gracie Gold
Shirley Temple Black

All you can eat sushi
All you can see Sochi
The Blue Man loop

Concrete for chutes
Iced over
Objects matter people
Speedily course through systems
Bobsleds load like web pages
Buttery Swedes

uge can of soda
Given a villa in the Italian Alps
Coming posterior to seed skaters
The practiced musculature so well placed just behind
Now you seaweed

Potato Latvians
Sushi sliders
Putin got everybody together fed then a five course mea and then when the world was satiated excuse us for few moments while got out and kill a few people we will be back shortly

And the gold medal in dictatorship goes to Vladimir Putin
Will Thomas be Bach well Thomas will be Bach but he will not necessarily be back
Whipping the pussy riot in a sushi riot with eel was the Cossack the unarmed unknown weapon less pussy rioter sea snake flagellated which is altogether as unfathomable as a New York City police officer shooting dead an unarmed African American teenager in the street

Is this poem like Sushi Baron
Become anyone invade anything
I think not
Pay a price
Self sacrifice

The rude to SushI

remember to zip up your fish

whether you ingest a pound of whitefish

or flesh

I play table tenacity

Saprky Anderson has nothing on the Big Red Machine

We had a program  now how about a pogrom?

An Austrian birthday cake a winters wonderland supreme ode to a ski jumper Raw tuna raw tuna tartar Lilliputian appetizers round the oval Lilliputian hors d ‘ouerves While the Road to Sochi may have been paved I am on the road to sushi Still And the way to PyeongChang The Road to Sashimi
Skin fish flubber rubber fat wrapping The mirrored athlete layers divides They pop into my mind And the plop into my mouth Pyeongchang sex predation press accreditation

Clean cuts of speed skater sashimi Clean cut skater sashimi Speed skating sashimi

The battle between wrapped sushi desserts

Its a green teaser

Once in the Union of Suhsi Sushi-list Republics

are you on the sushi list or the sashimi agenda?

White herring speedskater boy fish

Boy sushi sex circus

flavor in the extreme at the winter Olympics

sex packaging handcuffed bound

In lycra collared chastitied male athletes

A peach neon zipped down skein

unveiling a lithe God sweat glistening

Nordic an Aryan sex God!

What becomes of the man becoming sushi ?

Wrapped and packed in around the middle

or the whole skein and or embellished

Zip down sushi for each other

The road to smoochi

kissing slider lips or tooshie

A black ink twister in lycra, Emanuel Rieder

Papaya mango boy like pieces of fruit

slightly rough, brushing up against the tongue

Sledded and bedded and embedded,

You know where this is headed

Then Sushi of another sort

The stainless steel blades

From luge ice slicers are made

Can again render sashimi

When onto the cutting board

The fresh raw fish is laid

Its time to roll out of sushi

Oysters jumping for joysters

From New York harbor up to

The Cloisters

Rusty torque

Trying to turn the fork around

on plates of corroded Pastafarian ellipses

The giant Shalom, the icy flume

The State of Israel’s pennant’s field

Daniel Craig

October 16, 2013

Daniel Craig

Daniel Craig emerging from the revival of Harold Pinter’s Betrayal on Broadway on October 16,

Rupert Murdoch on Fifth Avenue across from his home at 834

July 3, 2013

Rupert Murdoch on Fifth Avenue across from his home at 834

With Salman Rushdie at his NAC gold medal dinner JUNE 25, 2013

June 25, 2013

With Salman Rushdie at his NAC gold medal dinner JUNE 25, 2013 (photo by Amanda Gordon)

Telling Salman Rushdie about doppelgänger happenstance — it was a night for no autographs man—Did the chef purposefully dedicate the salad to him? Perhaps


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