Archive for November, 2018

Marshmallow Fudge Judge Judy Don’t Have 5o Cent

November 26, 2018

if Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader she would have been Ella Vader

if Nike married Dunkin Donuts it would be Just Donut Do It

if Billie Jean King married King Kong she would be Billie Jean King Kong and he would be King Kong King

if Judge Judy Married Aaron Judge she would be Judge Judy Judge, is that a proper relationship? Who’s to Judge? Judy?

if Representative Marcia Fudge married Aaron Judge not only would she be Fudge Judge and he judge Fudge but Judge would be Fudged and Fudge would be Judged

If 50 Cent married don’t have 50 Cent they would have a quarter each
Or together they would have 50 cent now if they could double that they could buy a piece of 99 Cent Pizza real estate

And if the DJ Marshmellow married the Representative Fudge
She would be Fudge Marshmallow and he would be Marshmallow Fudge
would you rather have a Fudge Marshmallow or some Marshmallow Fudge

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it would be “Just Donut Do It!”
if Bruno Mars married Lindsay Lohan
She’d be Lindsay Alohan
If Megan Rapinoe married John McEnroe
She’d be Megan McEnroe or he’d be John Rapinoe
Greta Garbo wanted to marry Lindsay because she wanted to be Alohan

If Ellen Degeneres married George W. Bush she would be Degeneres Bush giving away eldedeberies red currants and raspberries

If Tina Fey married Kris Kringle they would be Santa Fey
And in a throuple with them and you misplaced them you would loosing your Santa Fey

Barbara Streisandbeans
Neil Diamondfive
From a 3 way marriage of vaseline a catastrophe which never happened and a hate group know by tbe same consonant repeated three times arises KY2kkk

If Charles Rangel married Bangladesh it would be Rangeladesh if the Bangels married Bangladesh it would be the Bangeladesh

If Napoleon Dynamite married I am Dolemite he coukd exclaim … ” I am Nepoleon Dolemits”

If Widespread Panic joined together with Panic at tbe Disco it would give Burt to tbe supergroup Widespread Panic at the Disco but a disco is a contained space so such an entity might enjoy only a limited life…

If America Ferrara married Willem Dafoe then enemies could say America Dafoe